Illustration by Catherine Soule. Come on, you know you've tried it. If you have a penis, a mouth, 15 spare minutes, and even an iota of curiosity, you've tried to see just how close you can get your face to that pesky little pecker you carry around in your pants.

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Whether you are gay, straight, bi etc if you are a guy, you have tried it. That being said, I am very thankful that I have the ability to do it. It was sort of something that started when I was around 16 and started to notice myself getting bigger. So naturally I was curious to feel the sensation. At first I bent over and could only get part of the tip to my mouth. I have never been one to give up on something once I started it, so over time I kept at it and found myself able to get more and more to my mouth. I tried different positions and stretches to give me the best angle to attack and finally succeeded in getting enough into my mouth that I was actually gagging myself with my own dick. What I attribute to my success in this area are two things: Flexibility and a larger than average Dick.